Lilia, the princess of Loo Town, was going for a walk near the lake. She had eaten a little too much Cocoa Puffs, and started hallucinating. She sat down to try to make herself feel better, when a rock started talking to her.
''Hello. Do you wanna be my friend, Lilia?'' said the rock.
''No.''
''I'm just a rock..''
So Lilia kicked the rock into the water and walked around the lake when she saw a frog.
''Hi Froggy!'' she whispered.
''Hi friend.'' said the frog.
When the frog talked to Lilia, she screamed.
''May I have a kiss, Lilia?''
''In your dreams!''
''I have dreamed about it.'' said the frog, sarcastically.
So Lilia bent over to kiss the frog.. and slapped him instead. The frog started to cry and Lilia ran off to her castle.
The end.